Entertainment Review of Year 2005

i was flipping through a magazine this afternoon during my break and came across this article that says "THE YEAR THAT WAS 2005". What exactly heads the headlines in 2005. here are a few that i think its worth mentioning....

1) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or you can call it the Bradgelina Saga.

it is true that brad pitt is the prince charming and he married one of the brightest star in "Friends" and they have been termed the golden couple, giving hope to people that celebrity marriages does seem to be able to last forever but seriously who are we kidding. even the once celebrated golden couple, nicole kidman and tom cruise, went splitsville(more about tom later). so will there be a fairytale ending to this bradgelina union? we can only tell in due time. lets hope that angelina doesn't keep brad's blood in a vial and wear in around her neck. by the way the world still loves angelina. she has adopted other kid, an ethopian gal, which hollywood celebrity will do this kind of thing. only angelina will do it.

2) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes or you can call in the tall, innocent gal who was converted to sciencetology who was trying to boost the short guy's ego by slouching and bending her neck to look as if she is 2cm shorter than the short guy but who are we kidding.

its really funny to read about tom cruise giving katie holmes a baby scanning machine(dunno whats it called. its those that gynecologist use to scan for the gender of the baby and also to check the progress of the fetus) gotta give tom props for being creative. who would have thought of such a gift. recently it has been polled that tom and katie are the most irritating couple in the media and people do not want to hear about them no more. i gues enough is enough. they have been in the media for too long. ever since little tommy jumped on Ms "Queen of all talkshow" Orprah's couch, i've lost all respect for him. okok i sound too rough here. what i'm trying to say is that i dun enjoy his movie no more. his last movie, "war of the world" LAME! by the way i didnt catch it. my friend told me the ending and i was like DIAO...... let us all hold hands together and pray for holmes that she'll not sprain her neck in due time. with all the bending and slouching, i think she need to visit a chriopractor.

3) Michael "heal the world" Jackson acquitted of all child molestation cases.

SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are they blind? Is the judge Blind? his lawyer has definately earned himself a reputation. gues he will be highly sought after. most probably russell crowe will need him to acquit him of all his assult cases. whatever.....

4) Fann and Chris have finally admitted that.......

Pfft..... as if i really care about them.

5) Famous Topless French Revue Crazy Horse in singapore (i still cant believe it)

yes its true. i was talking to a friend of mine over dinner about this crazy horse thingy. he was shocked at the amount of money($500) one has to pay to see these french ladies prancing around half naked. of course i told him he will not see them half naked cos there will be lights covering them. it can be tasteful to some and disgusting to some. i've never seen one and wont spend so much money even if i have the money. its not worth it but i guess singapore has lots of willing man who will patronise them. especially to those dirty old man. oh sorry, i forgot they dun have so much money. most prob they'll hang around pearl centre. for those ppl who've been there will know what i'm talking about.

6) Baby Boom in Mediacorp

so many babies so little time.

7) Mother Nature Did not make the front cover of Times Magazine's edition of Person of the Year, losing to Bono, Melinda and Bill Gates

Dun ask me why. they choose one not me.

8) Most Annoying Amphibian- the crazy frog who wears a helmet and kept singing "ding ding"

in my opinion another animal or should i say the song hits this list, the chicken little song. cannot tahan it. its EVERY WHERE!!!!!! Help me......... i'm melting....... ah...........

disclaimer: dun say i never say. no animals, human beings or living creatures have been hurt in this entry. ps do not send me to the authorities. i love world peace